Black Belt Bob™
Ah, so very glad to meet you. I am Black Belt Bob, master of the martial arts. Jujutsu, Kung Fu, karate and taekwondo are my specialties. If you hear me bellowing “Hai-ya!” do not be alarmed, as I am only training. I’m probably breaking stacks of construction paper with my bare hands. Hmm? Why do I use paper? Well, I have many words of wisdom to impart to new friends and followers, but this is my favorite. “One who breaks brick with fist wakes up with broken knuckles”. Sayonara!