Captain Blueberry Patch™
Arrr... I be Captain Blueberry Patch. An’ I might be the most dastardly bilge rat to ever sail the seven seas-if I wasn’t such a nice guy. I’ve been travelin’ the globe in search of me long lost brother, Pumpkin-that’s right, Pumpkin Patch. Have you seen him? I owe that scallywag two pieces of eight and by the stars I’ll see that he gets paid! “Squaaawwk! Pieces of Eight!” Avast, have ye met me pet parrot, Squawky Joe? He ain’t much of a pal- always blabbin’ bout me buried treasure and what-but I keeps him around for giggles.