Dr. Crimson Chaos™
Hmm-mm, heh-heh… WHA, HA-HA-HA!!!! I have done it! I, Dr. Crimson Chaos, have developed the most diabolical concoction ever known! HA-HA, no one thought it could be done, but soon the whole world will know of my power! Yes, kings and queens will bow down before ME! World leaders will try to steal MY formula! But I won’t give in…HA-HA-HA!!! NO, I WON’T REST UNTIL THE ENTIRE WORLD’S BEGS ME FOR… my new fizzy raspberry soda! Try some, it’s simply delicious!