Video Vince Vertigo™
Shhh…I’m almost at the next level… WHOA! Did you see that?! I jumped the Grimy Gorge of Gibbeldork and almost got burnt to a crisp by a lava troll! Hmm? Who, me!? I’m Vince Verdigo, video game champion. I’ve got the high score on Doom Raider, Mass Defect I, II and III and The Legend of Helga. Fast fingers are my best feature—LOOK OUT! Whew, that was close! Well, gotta run. I’m doing battle with a three-horned wart snog. Later Noob!