Redrock Kid™
‘Yippee-do-da-day, podner!’ Ya got the Redrock Kid here—straight outta the Arizona desert! And I’m the most ropey-dopey-est rodeo cowboy this side of the Rio Grande. Shoot, I can lasso a horsefly offen a horned-toad’s tongue! ‘Course, roping an’ ridin’ is a dangerous line of work. Why, I once rode a bull so mean he chewed steel and shot nails from his nostrils. But I prefer ridin’ my faithful steed, Tumbleweed. He ain’t all that fast an’ he don’t smell like petunias, but he’s the only one who likes my singin’ voice! “Git along little doggie…”
