Sandy Samurai at your service. I swear an oath to protect you from bandits and all manner of bad guys. But I’m also a heck of a cook! One swipe of my katana sword can slice a melon cleanly in half – it can also chop onions and make French fries! But wait, there’s more! Sign me up today and you’ll also get my kabuto helmet – great for cooking soups or cracking nuts or dropping smelly liquids on heads of unsuspecting enemies. Sayonara!